CalcLink

Please copy/paste the following into your Mathematica front-end and evaluate. Then copy/paste the output into your email.

Needs["JLink`"];
Off[Java::excptn];
LoadJavaClass["java.lang.System"];
LoadJavaClass["java.net.InetAddress"];
LoadJavaClass["java.lang.Runtime"];
{$Version,$MachineID,$MachineName,$System,$SystemID,
Runtime`getRuntime[]@availableProcessors[],
System`getProperty["java.version"],
System`getProperty["os.name"],
System`getProperty["os.arch"],
InetAddress`getLocalHost[]@getHostName[]}

This information is important to ensure you are sent a version of CalcLink that is performance-optimized for your system and operates correctly on your version of Mathematica, your hardware, your operating system, your Java version, and your bitness.

Only Mathematica versions 6, 7, and 8 are supported, version 5.x and before are no longer supported. Only Java 6 is supported, Java 5 is no longer supported. Only OpenOffice 3.3 is supported, OpenOffice 3.2, 3.1, 3.0 and 2.4.x are no longer supported.